they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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