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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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