Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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