Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
