My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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