Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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