do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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