Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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