no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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