I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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