So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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