I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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