New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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