So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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