Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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