If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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