North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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