Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
its liver damage thursday
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