Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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