What did we do last night that was yellow?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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