last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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