He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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