Im at strip club and am horny
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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