Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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