i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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