it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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