I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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