I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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