i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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smell my finger.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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