i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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