I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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