"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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