OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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