Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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