fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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