You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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