508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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