its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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