Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just had sex on a roof
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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