D3 body, D1 cock
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm like, not good at living.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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