She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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