Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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