I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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