We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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