I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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