Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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