I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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