3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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