just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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