sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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