Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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