Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Buhtt sex?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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