did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sorry my hands just texted you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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