Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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