It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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