Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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