I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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