You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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