i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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